Me and my boyfriend just high-fived cause we're...
(This is not me, I reblogged this.)
Kyle: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Me: Is this a joke or a serious question?
Kyle: It's a joke.
Me: I don't know, why do seagulls live by the sea?
Kyle: Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be called bagels.
Me: *hysterical laughter*
My nose keeps bleeding...
apocalypsedave: Damn this shit. It’s too fucking dry in here. I’m losing too much blood. Life sucks. Edit: No I’m not dying. And no, it’s not constant. It bled twice today. Still more blood loss than I’m normally accustomed to. I just had my first nosebleed of the season too! It is so much fun having blood spontaneously gush from your face and down the back of your throat at the...
Damn you iPhone app and your multiple-posts
Tumblr - fix yo shit, mayun!
I wanna cut out your heart and makeout with it
Behind every successful person, lies a pack of haters.– (via jager)
A little help here?
anybody happen to know where I can find a copy of that picture of a baby in a pink romper with headphones on? The one where she looks like shes listening to her favorite song or something lol any help would be greatly appreciated
In the hour that I have been sitting here at the buffet, I’ve listened to 3 n’sync songs, 2 Mariah Carey songs and the entire backstreet boys anthology!
adventures of panda: Because Nikki asked about how... →
This summer, I taught myself how to build my own Hula Hoops for fun and fitness. Some basic instructions were found here, but I changed my formula a little bit, so here’s some information on how to build your own! Gather your supplies! I used 1/4” white PVC pipe that comes in a 10’ length… I’ve been meaning to ask you how to do this.
The problem is, you dudes treat the one that you lovin’ with the same respect...– Jay-Z (via greenthing:ohhaiye:omgwtfnikki) (via adventures-of-panda)